1824 - 2024
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An Occasional Prologue
Delivered by the Author
previous to the Performance of
‘The Wheel of Fortune’
At a Private Theatre
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Cast
Lord Byron
John Pigot
A Bevy of Southwell Belles
Elizabeth Pigot
Catherine Byron
Reverend Becher
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Scene 1
1806 - P & B are travelling to Southwell, where the production will take place
B (settling in, unwrapping sandwiches): Now Pigot, I’ll spin a prologue for our play - be damned to my French – Pigot – what is the correct pronunciation of ‘debut’ (opens writing slope– replete with ink, paper, seals and pink silk ribbons with curls attached)
P: day – byou
B: byou? - mmm - That will do for rhyme to new – excellent – what a very odd language
P: We are almost there Byron - you can finish it after supper
B: ‘Tis done!
P: I do hope Becher is as prompt with his epilogue – I confess to nerves Byron – I feel I lack convincing mannerisms
B: pfft - that is not uncommon to embryo actors! Myself - I’ve shone in Harrow speeches and other private theatricals – everyone says I'm a born actor - I’m already rehearsing my maiden speech for the Lords – I practice my acoustics vigorously every day with my amiable Mama -(P is furrowed - B consoles) - 'tis easy enough - just imagine the audience in their small cloathes
P: I wouldn't pass that direction on to Reverend Becher - or the pious Southwell maids
B: Damnable suspension in this coach – I’ve spilled ink all over my nankeens!!
P: Let me read your prologue while you change into one of the twenty spare pairs you have in your trunk
B wriggles in and out of his nankeens with astonishing speed
P: Deuced if you don’t have us all mimicked to rights! – you dog! (laughing into his sandwich) - it won't stand!
B: I have a plan re. bamboozlement of same - for which I shall enlist your help Pigot
P: Fine - so long as you don't cut my lines and put me on lighting
B: Lord above – we’re here already!
Coach pulls into Southwell – J and B leap out – B is already gesticulating and vocalising on the village green
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SCENE 2
B enters CB's mansion in the village
CB: So you’re home! Where have you been? Have you been thrown out of Cambridge already? Did your bear eat a professor? Why is your hair growing in uneven patches? Have you found a Golden Dolly yet? What am I to do? The upholsterers, shutter-makers, and ornamental gilders are tormenting me! Have you eaten?
B bows theatrically to his mother
CB: You devil!! You’re just like your father – God rest him!
B: Mother - we have a part for you in our play - the other performers will be young ladies and gentlemen of the neighbourhood
CB: Does Lord Grey de Ruthven have a role?
B: Our tenant is in need of medical attention after being caught poaching on the Chaworth manor – your role is pivotal – will you take it – it involves insulting me and my people
CB: Where do I sign
EP and JP enter: Hallo Mrs. Byron
CB: Hallo my friends – please leave Boatswain outside – he slobbers over my chintzes
B: I shall enact Penruddock in The Wheel of Fortune - Pigot here shall play Timothy Weazel, Bess - Emily - and mother will play Dame Dunkley
CB: 'Dame' - well - that is excellent casting Byron - as you know (to J & E Pigot) James 1 was my grandfather
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The Rev. Becher enters
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Rev.B: Hallo the company!
B: Super-excellent timing Becher - I have a part for you in tonight's production - Jenkins, the Butler - pivotal - as you know
Rev.B: Always in formal attire - never the warmly-drawn love interest - anyway Byron - may I read your prologue? (reads and is alarmed)
Rev.B: This is quite alarming - it will not stand Byron - the actors - esp. the ladies - will refuse to perform after being ridiculed on stage like this! Even the sternest censor, to the fair must yield!
B: To quiet their apprehensions - I will oblige and assure them that if - after having hearing it at rehearsal, they do not of themselves pronounce it harmless, and even request that it should be preserved, I will most willingly withdraw it (winks at Pigot) - All that remains is to find a good-natured audience, for three nights running
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CB feeds crumpets to Boatswain as the assembled company start rehearsing
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SCENE 3
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The actors are assembled on stage - Byron and Pigot enter
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B: Charming - charmant - young ladies - very well got up you are - as fine an apparatus of actresses as I've ever seen - including London or Cheltenham
P: Mrs. Byron and Elizabeth - you have both costumed yourselves with admirable vigour
CB: Am I playing a servant? At a cottage? BYRON!!! A servant!! - where are my tongs!!
B (consoling - and also lying): No mother -there is a secret coroneting at the end - you must have missed it
CB: Oh
B: Now! As we are all rehearsed up to our oxters - Pigot will now recite my prologue - and, as promised, if any of you feel we are cutting a sham - it will not be performed (Pigot winks) - over to you - a hand for John Pigot
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Actors applaud but seem concerned - Pigot reads the piece as a particularly joyless Sunday sermon half-way during Lent- Actors seem relieved
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EP: I wonder how a suspicion of waggery could have attached itself to so well-bred a production?
Rev B: Why - the verses are innocent, and are as free from all sharp points as possible - there isn't even any mimicry - forsooth - there is no sting in any of these pleasantries. My fellow thespians - I feel we can trust Byron on this occasion
B: Now- are we good to go - yes? - oons! to the drama!!
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Noise from the gathering audience - Pigot, dressed as a yellow-eyed legal man, appears in front of the curtain
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P: Welcome my fellow Southwellians - tonight we bring you 'The Wheel of Fortune' starring Lord Byron, his Hon. Mother and a smattering of local stunners. I will commence proceedings with His Lordships Prologue - ahem -
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"No Cooke, no Kemble, can salute you here,
No Siddons draw the sympathetic tear
To-night you throng to witness the début
Of embryo actors, to the Drama new.."(B: damned good rhyme that)
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(Pigot proceeds to give it the full Byron of unsparing wit and cutting mimicry)
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EP(behind stage): Byron - you have tricked us! - you have made us into figures of low amusement (the outraged dramatis personæ prepare to leave stage, when they hear the audience convulsed with laughter )
JP: It was Pigot's idea - besides - my loyal, talented troupe - some of whom are tenants - at least the audience is in good cheer - perhaps drunk - and we may take the field with confidence
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Muttering amongst actors
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EP: It is agreed - no venal views our progress can retard - any generous plaudits are our sole reward!
Rev.B: (rouses the players - as per a more inspiring Sunday sermon): Here, then - our almost unfledged wings we can but try - should our feeble efforts naught avail - should our best endeavours fail - I feel certain our friends shall find mercy in their bosoms - and if they can't applaud - they will at least forgive
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Actors concede and join in with the raucousness - B takes to the stage with great naturalness - followed - without cue - by CB wearing a coronet.
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END
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