1824 - 2024
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(circuitous)
Epistle to
Mr. Murray
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Cast
Lord Byron
John Murray II
JC Hobhouse
PB Shelley
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SCENE 1
Byron in Venice, 1818 - relaxing with a fish supper after an exhausting stretch of scribbling and masking
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B: What am I supposed to drink with fish, Hobhouse – eh - what?
H: Neat Gin I’d imagine – I wouldn’t chance the eau in this place – now, to business Byron – Murray demands your ultimate Canto – is the damned thing ready?
B: Oh that? ‘Tis – but I am most probably done with my Pilgrim
H: Although a sign of moving on - and therefore psychologically healthy – one must never say never, oh noble Imp of Fame!
B: What did you call me? Shabby fellow! I'll get you for that
H(whimpers): It's this palazzo! I must leave these seductive Italian colour schemes, sumptuous beds, sophas and housemaids - so very different to dear Wimbledon - and which are, one imagines, draining your purse
B: You think?! – my landlady is oft in her attic, which deucedly compromises my affairs, the gondola is my own – but for the rest – I am nearly as land-poor as I ever was – which is saying something as I no longer have any land at all
H: Keep a close eye on your sequins – don’t give everything up to carnal company or you’ll die in the poorhouse
B: Or your house
H: heh – now to Murray – he wants his damned Canto
B: It’s safe in your portmanteau
H: ‘Twould seem there are only our goodbyes left to complete..
H becomes tearful – B hands him a key to his Casino
H: Blast it all to hell Byron! I have no time for your whore-hold – I have a few more water works to inspect – anyway, addio my dear friend
H and B shake hands and turn their backs, with emotion
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SCENE 2
Shelley is paying Byron a visit – is impressed by the Palazzo, despite being a communist
B: Shelley – how well you look!
S (panics): Oh dear – do I? (runs to mirror – is temporarily lost in thought) – well, my Lord – business first – I also am being harassed by Murray
B: That fiend! What does the renegade want?
S: He is anxious for your ‘Beppo’
B: humph! Tell him – when copied, I’ll send it
S: He complains he has only Sotheby’s Tour..
B: No great things - to be sure (both guffaw)
S: The pompous rapscallion - who don’t speak Italian, nor French, must have scribbled by guess work (both now roaring)
B: He can make any loss up with ‘Spence’ and his gossip – a work which must surely succeed (clink glasses – despite Shelley abstaining from hard liquor)
B: All this deuced nonsense – he must be behind on his party contributions. He has a stable of hacks – he must not flog his blood horse – which would be me - to death!
S: I wouldn’t half mind being flogged to death (sinks in chair)
B (raises eyebrow): What now?
S: To be tormented by global success and intermittent correspondence from a Gentleman publisher..
B: In good time my dear Snake – for now, to succeed you must write to make people purchase and read. How about General Gordon – a fine subject
S: I detest military matters
B(shakes head): oons! – this is what comes from belonging to a sheep-rearing dynasty - anyway – this fine man, who girded his sword on, to serve with a Muscovite master and help him to polish a nation so owlish - they thought shaving their beards a disaster!
B sees S still in a funk
B: Let’s go to the beach – you’ll feel better there – brains whizzing etc – you can see me soar like an eagle
S: Very well
B and S depart
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SCENE 3
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Breezy day on the Lido – all the horses in Venice belong to Byron and have fantastical saddles, bits etc. – Shelley has a surprisingly good seat considering his longing for death
S: You must – after we have communicated without fear along this lonely coast – give me a message to take back to Murray
B: I have many more pounds of flesh for him to feast upon – unless I get the Tertian again – but for now I need corn plasters and Macassar oil – incomparable – did you ever try it? – you have great hair if you’d get it dressed – oh! and a couple of savage Bulldogs
S: He specifically warned me you’d make such outlandish, canker-y aristocratic demands
B: heh heh – the proper way to deal with the poor and shrewd man, good Snake – no – you may inform him that I’d conclude a compact without more delay - and repeat to him “please, sir, to mention your pay” – it should provide deuced quality entertainment to watch him respond (laughs)
S: That your pen is still extant in Venice will be coinage to his ears
B: Now – temporal things done – would you like to witness the pageant of my bleeding heart?
S: Indeed – I’ll race you!
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The two poets pick up speed and disappear into the sea spray
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END
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